Send Your Sympathies! (a note from Lauren)

Please, everybody, send your sympathies to me. Look, my mom gave me a black eye. Yes, my first black eye and my mom gave it to me. Well, she certainly did not mean to. It happened by accident when she placed me into my swing, I slightly tipped over to the right side and my right cheekbone bumped the plastic. Boy did I cry - but not as much as my mommy cried. She apologized and rocked me and cuddled me the rest of the afternoon.

I'm alright, no need to worry about me. Mommy and daddy love me and cuddle me and feed me just fine!